That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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