Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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