just tell him i said nine months
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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