My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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