My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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