You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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