I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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