okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he fucked my hip out of place.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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