new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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