bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
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