dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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