Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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