she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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