dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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