i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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