I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
