no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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