i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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