She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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