i wish there were pregnant emoticons
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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