do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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