i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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