I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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