Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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