Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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