Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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