But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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