So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Randomize
