If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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