He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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