thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Just puked most of my soul out..
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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