Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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