Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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