How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
jump out the window naked night went bad
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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