i jhust puked up my retainher.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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