Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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