okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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