Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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