i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
