i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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