Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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