4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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