So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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