My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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