I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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