no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you win again, gameday.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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