he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
it was like eating out sand paper
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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