Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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