My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I wear drunk well.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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