do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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