idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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