Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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