so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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