Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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