OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
North Korea, Best Korea!
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
